cock swane 

a bird with a penis for its head

oh my gosh look at that cock swane flying around

cock swane by Chuxx October 30, 2006

cocksbane 

Any person or situation which instantly negates any eroticism; a boner killer.

My parents walked in on me and my fiance. It was cocksbane, man.

cocksbane by RndmPeep June 23, 2017

cockswane 

noun (cocks·wane)
1. The period after erection in which a man's penis returns to flaccidity.
2. Any feeble, impotent, or incompetent person.

1. Woman: Baby, I want to go again. Oh, cockswane already? That was fast.
2. I said Becks, not Milwaukee's Best, you freaking cockswane!

cockswane by G-Rass December 28, 2007

cockswangling

When you violently masturbate with your penis, sometimes even leading to mutilation.

I had to go to the hospital because I was cockswangling.

His cockswanglation lead to his transplant.

You should never cockswangle.

cockswangling by Captain Drunk Pirate Snorty May 2, 2014

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008