cock strangler

A really tight pair of jeans that strangles your cock to the point where it almost cuts off circulation

I can't believe that Jessica made him buy those cock stranglers. I bet his cock is dying.

by Bigmini February 25, 2008

cock strangler

a really scary woman who, although she is extremely hot, you know you wouldnt like to do because she might break something. If your into that stuff though, i guess she can be quite fun

'Oh my god! Its a cock strangler!!! She's like that woman from goldeneye, that makes me so horny, do you really think thighs can do that?'

by rawg the dawg February 17, 2006

cock strangle

noun: a tedious ordeal; something painful or difficult; an extremely annoying experience

also can be used to refer to a person who exhibits such characteristics, although "cock strangler" may be more appropriate.

"Dude, that test was a fucking cock strangle"
"ugh, trying to get her to hang out is a cock strangle"
"You damn cock strangle(r)!!!!

by Big Poppa Clem June 27, 2017

Carolina Cock Strangle

When a girl lays on her back with her head hanging off the edge of the bed, then you choke her while fornicating her throat.

I saw your mom last night, and gave her the old Carolina Cock Strangle.

by Raperist September 25, 2014

cock straddler

1)One who only has sex on top.
2)Another way of calling someone a homosexual

person 1)That kid is always on my nerves.
person 2)Yeah you can really tell he's going to grow up to be a cock straddler.

by Steven and the full effect November 12, 2007

cock strangle

Lots of fun for friends and family. A cock strangle is when a person or thing squeezes your penis in a pleasuring way.

Yeah that kid Tyrone, is a fucking cock strangler that gay motherfucker.

by Alchestbreach November 13, 2016

cock spangler

an individual who frequently masturbates.

ever since joe couldnt find any little kids to fuck up the ass, hes become a real cock spangler.

by phjls83 July 31, 2003