cock stoned 

Situation where a female is totally infatuated with her boyfriend and even lame excuses, used by her boyfriend to explain cheating, work e.g. "I tripped and landed in her pussy", "I'm a proctologist sweety, thats just one of our newer techniques we use"

Her boyfriend was cheating on her but she's too cock stoned to realise it.

cock stoned by Chris B. T. November 3, 2008

cock stone

A small brown stone (rock) that comes out of your penis during sex with people of the same sex, sometimes comes out in text message format or coated in pepto-bismol

"Ahhh what was that"
"oh nothing just a cock stone"

"Whats that pink boulder?"
"think its a cock stone with pepto-bismol on it, just ignore it"

cock stone by Olly Webb July 29, 2007

stone cock 

a hard, erect penis

We make out, then he gives me his stone cock.

stone cock by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 3, 2019

Cockstoned 

Fucking a bong or other paraphernalia

Dude i was so high and bored that i got cockstoned and fucked the ol' 3 footer

Cockstoned by Digging8inchesdeep December 6, 2006