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Cockasians Incorporated is a company owned and run exclusively by UMBC Scrats. The only real income that this company generates is from selling other peoples' property on Ebay for outrageous deals.

Cockasians Incorporated has been recognized by the NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) and goes by the ticker symbol 'cock'.
"Invest in some cold refreshing Cock Stock."

"Cock is rising! Buy cock, damnit!"

"That chap over there is getting cock! He must know something we don't. Quick, everyone get cock! Don't stop until you have cock coming out your ears!"
cock stock by Ultimastrike December 11, 2004
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Ayo u want some cock stock?
cock stock by Red_swordfish88 April 2, 2022

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Alternate meaning for semen or sperm.
Jim and Jenny wanted to have a baby so Jim went to the doctor to check on his cock stock levels.
cock stock by CoolCalm October 27, 2011

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Like stock art, a picture of a penis, vagina, breast, anus, etc. found online that is used by someone else as their own, usually in the context of a personal ad or cybersex.
Susie was really looking forward to meeting Bobby in person. But when they got back to his place and got their clothes off it was obvious that he had used cock stock. His penis was definitely not that big.
cock stock by Sandra C. October 10, 2008

Cock Stock 

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The relative value of one's sexual perception by one's peers. Cock stock can be increased or decreased by the quality of ass attained by the holder of said stock. Cock stock can not be traded or sold on any legal stock markets. However, it can be manipulated using various schemes such as the pump and dump, whereby the holder increases his value by spreading false rumors of its potency.
Johnny banged a supermodel last night at the Victoria's secret Christmas party! His cock stock is through the roof!
Cock Stock by Henzlee January 20, 2014

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The equity you have in personal or own genitalia
My wife is the sole share holder of my cock stock

The girl that I see every Saturday shares 1/7 equity of my cockstock

The woman on the corner has a public traded equity of her cock stock

An 18 year old is the newest ipo of the cock stock trade
Cock stock by Sontworryavoutit August 12, 2021

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-Dude I've been curious, have you been circumcised?
--No man, all we could afford was the stock cock.
Stock Cock by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
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