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cock stick

any phallus-resembling object

slang used to offend/slander a person, whereby they are compared to any phallus-resembling object
this corn dog is such a cock stick
by ilixsmith July 23, 2011
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Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth

You say, "Excuse me while I stick my cock in your mouth" when you want someone too shut up. or be quiet.
Person 1: -yapping on the phone- SO YEAH, SHE TTLY HAD SEX WITH HIM BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Person 2: HEY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I STICK MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.
Person 1: ....
by MONSTURS inmyvag November 17, 2007
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stick your cock in your ear

another way to tell someone to fuck off
to boss "if you think i'm working late tonight you can stick your cock in your ear. you cunt"
by chimp101 March 5, 2008
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cock on a stick

Derogatory slang to mean someone is an imbecile.

The word derived from my colleague sully when I was helping him move boxes and accidentally dropped a box on his foot.
Sully: "Chris you cock on a stick....you've just dropped that box on my foot"

Chris: "Your the cock on a stick for leaving your foot where the box would fall on it"
by Chris_Pert July 26, 2006
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Cock-on-a-stick

I was really impressed to discover that someone else uses this excellent term. I use it as a 'mild' expletive when something happens that slightly annoys or frustrates me.
'You are joking, we haven't got another meeting tonight have we? What a cock-on-a-stick.'
'Cock-on-a-stick, where are my car keys?'
by The original faggot February 10, 2010
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Cock on a stick

Used like damn it or fuck! Controversial whether the cock is put on the stick like a hot dog or a corn dog, and whether it’s hard or flaccid.
Cock on a stick! I just realised I should have submitted that very important report yesterday.
by anotherswearword December 5, 2018
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Cock on a bicycle stick

An expressive, beguiling phrase used as a generic vocalisation of annoyance, or as as a mild insult.
"I haven't enough port for my party this evening. Cock on a bicycle stick."

"Cock on a bicycle stick. I lost my monocle last summer."

"You, sir, are without doubt the biggest cock on a bicycle stick I have ever had the misfortune of dining with."
by coabs February 12, 2012
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