cock sponge 

Someone you would absolutely destroy (cum all over her body) when you are really drunk or have not jerked off for a long time.

(Drunk Bastards)
K- Hey you know who I think is hot?
E- Who WHo Who?
K- Liz
E- Oh...that cock sponge?
K- Yeah I really want a back rub with happy ending.
E- Good Luck sir
K- Here I CUM Liz!...

(ANAL DESTRUCTION)

cock sponge by Bo Gibson November 6, 2006

cock sponge 

A stank ass female that seems like a good idea to fuck when ur drunk.

"I'd love to stick my man pole in that little cock sponge at the end of the bar !"

cock sponge by troy October 21, 2004

COCK-Sponge 

an absorbent, flacid penis.

"Quilted quicker picker uppper, COCK-Sponge

COCK-Sponge by ramuh3 October 2, 2006

National Spongebob cock Day 

December 6th - December 7th
Lest we forget the beast behind the briefs,
Spongebondage.

It cannot be used, it can only be known, National Spongebob cock day

National Spongebob cock Day by Jèsus52 December 6, 2021

cocksponge 

a person who is so much of a bitch, that they actually physically turn into a cock shaped sponge. this sponge man/woman can be used to scrub your genitals in a clockwise motion until ultimate satisfaction. the cocksponge is a very rare species, and usually very dirty as well. they enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic dinners and vigorous genital massaging daily.

Nigel Hamflick elavated his bitch status just enough to transmutate into cocksponge form. he was then condemned to a lifetime of genital cleansing sessions with president bush himself.

cocksponge by Protest your hero July 9, 2007