cock snorkler

A person who sucks up to the boss so much that it seems like removing the boss's cock from the person's mouth would be like depriving him from oxygen.

That cock snorkler in accounting is going to get a raise before the rest of us for sure!

by Sherry The Commo Goddess October 13, 2006

Cock-Snorkeler

One who engages in the act of sucking the beenie weenie as if it were their only means of obtaining oxygen.

"Man Larry is a fu&%ing cock-snorkeler ! he sucked so much ween he shits jizz!"

by bshan2001 October 12, 2008

Cock-snorkle

The act of giving felacio underwater.

She was eager to get to the pool so she could passionately cock-snorkle him.

by jolie seraphina December 27, 2017

cock snorkle

underwater breathing apparatus made from the male genetailia

can i borrow your dads cock snorkle to look for dolphins

by big fraze June 20, 2008

cocksnorfler

To enthusiastically embrace a cock, using lips and tongue indiscriminatly

Trish likes to cocksnorfler her e-boyfriends with her salami nipples hanging out.

by Mr Internet August 27, 2007

cocksnorfler

One who snorfles cock.

Man, Tom is such a cocksnorfler. He'd snorfle a cock all day.

by nightrose November 8, 2005