cock snorkler

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A person who sucks up to the boss so much that it seems like removing the boss's cock from the person's mouth would be like depriving him from oxygen.

That cock snorkler in accounting is going to get a raise before the rest of us for sure!

cock snorkler by Sherry The Commo Goddess October 13, 2006

Words you can keep

Cock-Snorkeler

One who engages in the act of sucking the beenie weenie as if it were their only means of obtaining oxygen.

"Man Larry is a fu&%ing cock-snorkeler ! he sucked so much ween he shits jizz!"

Cock-Snorkeler by bshan2001 October 12, 2008

Related Words

cock snorkler • cock snorkle • Cock-Snorkeler • cocksnorfler • Cork Snorkler • cock • cock block • cock blocker • Cock and Ball Torture • cock tease

Cock-snorkle

The act of giving felacio underwater.

She was eager to get to the pool so she could passionately cock-snorkle him.

Cock-snorkle by jolie seraphina December 27, 2017

cock snorkle

underwater breathing apparatus made from the male genetailia

can i borrow your dads cock snorkle to look for dolphins

cock snorkle by big fraze June 20, 2008

cocksnorfler

To enthusiastically embrace a cock, using lips and tongue indiscriminatly

Trish likes to cocksnorfler her e-boyfriends with her salami nipples hanging out.

cocksnorfler by Mr Internet August 27, 2007

cocksnorfler

One who snorfles cock.

Man, Tom is such a cocksnorfler. He'd snorfle a cock all day.

cocksnorfler by nightrose November 8, 2005

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026