Created by Jeffrey Dahmer in Milwaukee, WI while he was working at the chocolate factory.... Sliced up cock.. Ambrosia chocolate.. graham crackers.. The term was recently made popular in the Milwaukee area by the CSC (Cocksmore Crew). The term cocksmore is used by the CSC to define ignorant people!
Cocksmore: Man my ex husband is a flippin cocksmore!!!!!
A sexual act in which a man's gentals are smothered in jet-puffed marshmallow topping, chocolate syrup, and gently wedged between two halves of a graham cracker. This act has been slow in gaining popularity because performing it often involves biting.
Baby, i'm tired of your guacamole blowjobs. Will you give me a cock smore?
Created in Milwaukee, WI on July 15, 2009. It consists of five members, three males and two females (names witheld for safety reasons). All extremely intelligent with little to no patience for Ignorant people!! The mission of the CockSmore Crew (CSC) is to pop bottles in VIP while remaining the freshest crew in the club. For drunk or drunker with no man left behind! At all times the CSC members vow to let ignorant people know they are Cocksmores with the hopes of ridding their own personal space of such people! You will know when you are in the presence of a CSC member if you hear someone shout out COCKSMORE in a tourette syndrome like manner. Approach with extreme caution and put on your smart cap!
Examples of using Cocksmores by the VP of the Cock Smore Crew (CSC)
Did he really jus go back in the club carrying my shoes???? COCKSMORE!
Heyyyy DJ I gotta a request... No?? Ok how bout a suggestion... oh you are jus gonna roll your eyes at me??? COCKSMORE!!!!
Bitch what you mean he gotta pay to get back in the club??? He popped more bottles in here 2night than the rest of the club put 2gether!!!! COCKSMORE!!!!!
oh You MF dont wanna give a girl the password to the Safehouse????? COCKSMORES!!
person1: There's that guy at work that's always up the boss's asshole. Keep on walking faggot.
person2: Oh, yeah. Mr. Chief Cocksmoke. That guy is a fuckin' complete douchebag. If I ever catch him staring at me again while I'm at work I'll beat his fucking ass.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*