Cock Pump 

Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex

"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"

Cock Pump by \/\/ February 21, 2004

cock pump 

A person that sucks at life...

see also, tool

A guy drives a crappy 80's porsche (but not the 911), wears AXE as cologne, wears DKNY or something equally posh to the Gym, wears jewelry--all the time-- even while lifting. You get the idea.

cock pump by Kris Stuart April 12, 2005

Cock-pump 

Kok-puhmp, v. To cock-pump is to place a pumpkin with a penis carved in it on a person's front porch.

We knew James had two young kids, so we cock-pumped him, rang the doorbell, and ran away.

Cock-pump by Lake City October 22, 2006

cock pumping 

Someone who gives others hand-jobs.

An insult.

If john pumps neds cock two days after bob has gotten his cock pumped by john 4 days after bobby had his cock pumped by shirley who was the first to pump dannys cock who then shot shirley and raped her dead body.

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Horatio called Lenny a cock-pumper for jizzing on his tooth-brush.

cock pumping by BlackCloud March 2, 2004

Cock Pumper 

One who pumps a cock much like when your jacking up a car to try and break off the huge black 12 inch cock

Man she was so good then she turned into a cock pumper. I kicked that bitch out

Cock Pumper by Will Deshazo June 11, 2006

Pumpkin Spice Cock-atte 

(n) the process of an anal plundering resulting in the partner's asshole gaping open and you pouring a pumpkin spice latte down the throbbing wet hole then proceeding to slurp out the delicious beverage afterwards.

Rob could not wait for his delicious Pumpkin Spice Cock-atte.

Pumpkin Spice Cock-atte by ShowMeThemTD's November 27, 2015

pumping cock in sync 

usually performed while watching porn, but also applicable while watching live sex at a party

the act of matching the penetration depth of cock in observed fornication to the depth of one's own cock in one's own hand or other cock stroking device

balls deep in observed fornication pull hand down to match either to base of cock or to the limit of stimulation of hand

boxers all the way down, lube ready, porn site loaded and porn playing, reality melts away pumping cock in sync, usually jizzing before video ends

repeat until unable to get hard again in lieu of fornicating.

pumping cock in sync by pumps alot April 28, 2012