cock in a sock

A place to stick ones dick (big or small) when in need of a place to jerk off when a load cannot be blown on the floor.

I was at my friends house and while everyone was sleeping I stuck my COCK IN A SOCK as to not batch on the rug.

by Nekima May 9, 2006

cock in a sock

Something you say when you're in a rage.

I got drunk and screwed Josh's mom. Aw, cock in a sock!

by KIng Bob April 11, 2003

cock in a sock

Loose.

Who's idea was it to use sticky tape and not nails? Its flopping around like a cock in a sock!

by captaindigi November 2, 2018

like a cock in a sock

When something fits perfectly, just slips straight in.

It fits like a cock in a sock!

by Neville September 19, 2017

Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."

"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"

by Hmbsm21 May 19, 2009