Cock end

a total penis dickhead annoying prick that kind of thing. See also nob end

You cock end/ nob end

by ..Mr T... June 23, 2007

cock end

a person that bears a resemblance to that of the head of a penis. this person will often share the conversational capacity, and day-to-day usefulness with said object.

derogatory term, usually said by one male friend to another to suggest that they are generally useless, or that they are a giant smelly wanker with little, or no use.

You are such a cock end

by Scottie2Hottie May 5, 2006

cock-end

Quite the opposite of a leg-end, a cock-end is an anoying little knob and a worthless toe rag.

Your man there is a right cock-end and his ma's a fuckin' dirt bird too.

Yeah, well I was talkin' to Mary about that thing that I was tellin' ye about, the thing with the leg, yeah and by the way, Paddy's a fuckin' cock-end, isn't he?

by eoge November 8, 2004

cock end wangler

another way of saying someone is a wanker

what are you being a cock end wangler for?

have you seen this cock end wangler?

by amanda fuck July 5, 2010

Cock Ender

A person who is annoying , thinks they are great but everyone thinks they are an idiot and they don't know it themselves.

That fucking keith thinks he is the main man when infact he is a right cock ender!

by Baeder October 9, 2009

cockend

A variation of the old British favorite bellend, cockend is most commonly used as a random meaningless insult delivered in jest whilst in the company of peers.

"You, good sir, are a bad bad cockend."

by Chrisfu September 8, 2003

cockend

An individual who has a demanour or holds opinions that show them to be benignly dim.

"I find Jeremy Clarkson entertaining and refreshingly irreverent"

"I thought you were alright but I realise you're actually a cockend"

by Dan 88 November 1, 2007