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cock crunch 

Work-out movement that consists in lifting weights by the sheer power of your cock muscles (the ones located at the base of the penis of course, i know a dick ain't a muscle).
"I increased weight today for my three sets of cock crunches"
cock crunch by RoOohy July 6, 2004
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cock cruncher 

Someone who loves sucking a good dick here and there and does a damn good job at it
You know Kayla? Damn she's a cock cruncher!!
cock cruncher by Graffikul July 3, 2005

cock cruncher 

When a woman's vaginal muscles are so powerful, that after a man has finished inside her, his penis head, when removed has turned purple.
Damn, that dirty bitch I met down the docks has one crazy snapper. What a cock cruncher!
cock cruncher by Jimbo Magee September 28, 2007

crunchy cock 

A cock that you bite into if you don't like the size of it cause he's a faggot
Joey : can i have a blow job
Captain falcon : no cause you have a crunchy cock
crunchy cock by Mark 1795 August 20, 2017

Cockscrunch 

Its a tasty crunchy cock
-damn that cockscrunch looking kinda tasty 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏🥵

-yea bro i agree 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶😏😏😏😏😏😏😩🥺😩😩😩😩
Cockscrunch by Cum_Boy911 May 11, 2022

Cockcrunch

A person, place or thing that crunches cock.
If a person crunches your cock, he/she would be considered a cockcrunch.
Cockcrunch by Cpu0 August 17, 2011
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