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A gentler form of beating your female partner. She pisses you off, so you punish her cunt. Enjoyable for both, and she can't call the cops.
The bitch ran up the credit card bills, so I gave her a good cunt punishing. I am a cunt punisher!
by Jimbo Magee September 14, 2007

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When a woman's vaginal muscles are so powerful, that after a man has finished inside her, his penis head, when removed has turned purple.
Damn, that dirty bitch I met down the docks has one crazy snapper. What a cock cruncher!
by Jimbo Magee September 14, 2007

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