cock crepe 

When a female grabs a males ballsack and proceeds to wrap it around the shaft of the penis creating a very thin layer of skin and covering it with her favorite syrup.

Sara gave Paul a Cock Crepe over the weekend, its her favorite evening dish. I heard she used hot maple syrup.

cock crepe by Elite Sambo July 2, 2008

crepe cock 

When a crepe is used as condom during sexual intercouse

Get on your crepe cock!

crepe cock by heyitzstani April 6, 2017

Cockcrete 

When your cock is so hard that you can't beat it down with a hammer or three-($2)- whores when you only have fo' dollars and you still gotta buy them a fo for fo from Wendy's.

Girl let me tell you, I fucked this dude last week and he had a cockcrete hard dick then I heard that ever since he's been fuckin' that Wendy bitch his dick won't even stay hard after he took 3 Cialis.

Cockcrete by Fry-Pie January 12, 2021

cockcrete 

Dried jizz

Never cleaned my jizz and it turned into cockcrete.

Can't hear, too much cockcrete in my ear.

cockcrete by Poopyjizzy April 3, 2017