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Cock Broker 

A friend that hooks you up with dudes like it's his/her job.
Jake is an amazing Cock Broker; he totally hooked up his buddy with that hot piece from his work.
Cock Broker by Topalopogous January 12, 2009

cock-sucking bloke 

a person that sucks quite a lot of cock. Can also be used as an insult towards some retard on the street
cock-sucking bloke: "I don't think sucking cock is that bad

you: "What you on about mate. What are you a cock-sucking bloke?

cockbroker

The opposite of a cockblocker. A person who functions as an intermediary between two or more parties in negotiating sex, punani, or the like. A type of wingman, this admirable person manages to hook up two people.
A: "She's such an awesome cockbroker, I got lucky trice last night cause of her!"
B: "LOL I just learned a cool new word."
cockbroker by it0r! March 1, 2010

cockbroken 

When you break up with someone with a high sex drive and you will miss having sexual encounters with them. Typically you do not pay for sex and you get it so much that you're cock becomes dependent on the level and frequency of the sex. Its the same as being heartbroken except you never loved your partner you just loved the sex so your heart is fine but your cock is not.
Dude I'd been fucking her like 3 times a day for 6 months and just like that she ended it! Goddam I'm so cockbroken
cockbroken by toxic53 February 28, 2015

cockbroken 

When you want to sleep with someone but it does not happen for any reason and this makes you feel sad.
Jake was cockbroken over Ashley but took her best friend home instead
cockbroken by Mezolit October 24, 2014

Cockbroke 

Cockbroke - when a lady who is used to spending a lot of time with or around cocks suddenly finds herself lacking in cocks.
I'm so cockbroke, the next guy that comes near me is going to open the floodgates.
Cockbroke by Billy ballbag September 27, 2015
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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