cock broke

Its when a man loses lots of his money in order to get laid, whether by spending on prostitutes or expensive date nights with the hope of getting laid.

Mike: Hey dude wana go see the boxing championship in Las Vegas next month?
John: Na man, I am too cock broke to afford that

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

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Cock Broker

A friend that hooks you up with dudes like it's his/her job.

Jake is an amazing Cock Broker; he totally hooked up his buddy with that hot piece from his work.

by Topalopogous January 12, 2009

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cock-sucking bloke

a person that sucks quite a lot of cock. Can also be used as an insult towards some retard on the street

cock-sucking bloke: "I don't think sucking cock is that bad

you: "What you on about mate. What are you a cock-sucking bloke?

by stale memes equal stale life March 29, 2017

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The opposite of a cockblocker. A person who functions as an intermediary between two or more parties in negotiating sex, punani, or the like. A type of wingman, this admirable person manages to hook up two people.

A: "She's such an awesome cockbroker, I got lucky trice last night cause of her!"
B: "LOL I just learned a cool new word."

by it0r! March 1, 2010

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cockbroken

When you break up with someone with a high sex drive and you will miss having sexual encounters with them. Typically you do not pay for sex and you get it so much that you're cock becomes dependent on the level and frequency of the sex. Its the same as being heartbroken except you never loved your partner you just loved the sex so your heart is fine but your cock is not.

Dude I'd been fucking her like 3 times a day for 6 months and just like that she ended it! Goddam I'm so cockbroken

by toxic53 February 28, 2015

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