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cock broke 

Its when a man loses lots of his money in order to get laid, whether by spending on prostitutes or expensive date nights with the hope of getting laid.
Mike: Hey dude wana go see the boxing championship in Las Vegas next month?
John: Na man, I am too cock broke to afford that
cock broke by jimissobored July 27, 2014
Words you can keep

Cock Broker 

A friend that hooks you up with dudes like it's his/her job.
Jake is an amazing Cock Broker; he totally hooked up his buddy with that hot piece from his work.
Cock Broker by Topalopogous January 12, 2009

cock-sucking bloke 

a person that sucks quite a lot of cock. Can also be used as an insult towards some retard on the street
cock-sucking bloke: "I don't think sucking cock is that bad

you: "What you on about mate. What are you a cock-sucking bloke?

cockbroker

The opposite of a cockblocker. A person who functions as an intermediary between two or more parties in negotiating sex, punani, or the like. A type of wingman, this admirable person manages to hook up two people.
A: "She's such an awesome cockbroker, I got lucky trice last night cause of her!"
B: "LOL I just learned a cool new word."
cockbroker by it0r! March 1, 2010

cockbroken 

When you break up with someone with a high sex drive and you will miss having sexual encounters with them. Typically you do not pay for sex and you get it so much that you're cock becomes dependent on the level and frequency of the sex. Its the same as being heartbroken except you never loved your partner you just loved the sex so your heart is fine but your cock is not.
Dude I'd been fucking her like 3 times a day for 6 months and just like that she ended it! Goddam I'm so cockbroken
cockbroken by toxic53 February 28, 2015

cockbroken 

When you want to sleep with someone but it does not happen for any reason and this makes you feel sad.
Jake was cockbroken over Ashley but took her best friend home instead
cockbroken by Mezolit October 24, 2014

Cockbroke 

Cockbroke - when a lady who is used to spending a lot of time with or around cocks suddenly finds herself lacking in cocks.
I'm so cockbroke, the next guy that comes near me is going to open the floodgates.
Cockbroke by Billy ballbag September 27, 2015
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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