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cock bojongler by Mallor November 14, 2007
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cock bejonger
A male who rides cock, the cock bejonger loves a cock up his arse and expecially likes bouncing up and down on it.
Paul: He was a cock bejonger
Pete: Really? How long did he ride you for?
Paul: Hours! I though my dick was going to fall off!
Pete: Wow, I sure wish I could go out with a cock bejonger.
Pete: Really? How long did he ride you for?
Paul: Hours! I though my dick was going to fall off!
Pete: Wow, I sure wish I could go out with a cock bejonger.
cock bejonger by Joseph46 July 13, 2007
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Cock Bongler
Cock Bongler the word used when you dont really know what the fuck to say or when you want to piss your teacher of yell "Cock Bongler" and she/he will shit her pants and run around in circles until some one bitch slaps her/him as know as he-she and then the teachers will shit in her or his mouth
Teacher: Answer these question on a clean sheet of paper
Student: Fuck you you fucking cock bongler
Teacher: Omg i am going to run around in circles till i shit my pants and some one bitch slaps me in the face and the teachers shit in my mouth all kinky like
Student: Fuck you you fucking cock bongler
Teacher: Omg i am going to run around in circles till i shit my pants and some one bitch slaps me in the face and the teachers shit in my mouth all kinky like
Cock Bongler by jake oickle December 28, 2007
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