cock beard 

1. an undesirable person with a beard.

yo, fuck off you cock beard.

cock beard by nwp2 February 2, 2006

beard cock 

The point at which the cock is so covered by hair you begin fucking with your pubes instead of your cock

I will rupture your anus with my massive beard cock you chubby coon.

beard cock by beard cock July 25, 2017

Bearded Cock Snare 

When you have a hairy dick and have to pee

“Max informed Matthew of how he has to go make a bearded cock snare into the toilet”

Bearded Cock Snare by MattBoiah December 3, 2020

Cockboarding 

The art of leaving drawings of cocks on whiteboards and posters in the office to be found by your work colleagues. These are sometimes hidden by other office items for impact when found e.g. whiteboard erasers.

Man, you have been cockboarding all over the office and it's hilarious.

Cockboarding by DeLeaCious October 21, 2015

Cockboard 

A chalk board that you write on with your dick.

"Please write your name and length in inches on the Cockboard."

Cockboard by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

Cockbarded

Being bombarded by mad amount of dick pics

Sam has cockbarded me for weeks, had to tell him to chill

Cockbarded by Mic.the.freak February 20, 2023