cock beard

1. an undesirable person with a beard.
yo, fuck off you cock beard.
by nwp2 February 02, 2006
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beard cock

The point at which the cock is so covered by hair you begin fucking with your pubes instead of your cock
I will rupture your anus with my massive beard cock you chubby coon.
by beard cock July 26, 2017
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Bearded Cock Snare

When you have a hairy dick and have to pee
“Max informed Matthew of how he has to go make a bearded cock snare into the toilet”
by MattBoiah December 04, 2020
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