The art of leaving drawings of cocks on whiteboards and posters in the office to be found by your work colleagues. These are sometimes hidden by other office items for impact when found e.g. whiteboard erasers.

Man, you have been cockboarding all over the office and it's hilarious.

Cockboarding by DeLeaCious October 21, 2015

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Cockboard

A chalk board that you write on with your dick.

"Please write your name and length in inches on the Cockboard."

Cockboard by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

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Cockbarded

Being bombarded by mad amount of dick pics

Sam has cockbarded me for weeks, had to tell him to chill

Cockbarded by Mic.the.freak February 20, 2023

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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