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all cock no balls 

all cock no balls refers to an individual who struts around as if he knows something but when its time to put up they shrink like a turtle in a shell
Ronny was prancing around the club acting bad but when that dude aked him to step outside he proved to be all cock no balls
all cock no balls by spuge3 January 9, 2009

All Cock 

Used to describe a man who oozes self confidence, rarely ever shows weakness and gets all the ladies.
Person 1: Did you see Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron?

Person 2: Yeah, he was All Cock.
All Cock by William J J T October 30, 2010

Cock of All Trades 

1. A cock that absolutely all girls crave. Usually large in size.

2. A person who acts like a complete douchbag.
1. Wow, Devin has the greatest cock of all trades I have ever seen. I bet it could write a fifty chapter novel.

2. Tell Devin to stop being a cock of all trades. He won't stop throwing dead fish at me.

Cock of all Cocks 

When you see a shlong that is too big for words. It is the Godpenis, it is the massive mumma chode. It is "The Cock of all Cocks"
Dude: hey, check that guy's pants out.]
Dude2: dude, there's something wrong with his leg.
Dude: No. He has THE COCK OF ALL COCKS

All cock and balls. 

A guy that is as tough as nails and an't afraid of nothin' and is very attractive to women and gets all the pussy he wants and then some.And women fight over him.
Man1:I wish I was like John.He gets all the pussy he wants and an't afraid of nothin'
Man2:Yeah he's all cock and balls.
All cock and balls. by Deep blue 2012 December 16, 2009

All Cock 

When you make a gutsy decision and pull it off flawlessly
Caddy Jim tells golfer Ben to lay up, golfer Ben ignores caddy Jim and knocks it to 5 feet, caddy Jim exclaims "All Cock"
All Cock by Realdefinitions99 April 1, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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