cober

Crazy sober. The opposite of crunk.

1. Instead of getting crunk this weekend, I'm going to get COBER!

by BAychPe September 24, 2006

cober-over

the abrupt, dramatic ending of a situation

J: Did you hear about Jarrod and Maddie?
A: Yeah, it's cober-over for sure dunzo

by maddie66 July 27, 2009

coercive

My son told his Teacher: My Dad played the clipping game with his foot and I fell in the snow then we both laughed, (Teacher) You said: Your Dad kicked you to make you fall and hurt yourself in the snow? This would generally confused the child to make it sound worse then what it really was. Flipping Child Psychology known as Reverse Psychology.

To trick someone into giving you the answer they want to hear: A counselor can use Coercive questions on a child to turn a lie into the truth usually against a parent. To over exaggerate a situation of a false lie: A technique involving the advocacy of a belief or behavior that is opposite to the one desired, with the expectation that this approach will encourage the subject of the persuasion to do what actually is desired tricking ones mined

by $noopyCcuT December 29, 2017

Surrender Cobra

A pose frequently displayed by sports fans after their team has made a disasterous play, or the other team has made an extraordinary play. The Surrender Cobra is sported by placing one's hands on his or her head with elbows splayed to the sides.

When an Auburn player returned Alabama's missed field goal for a game-winning touchdown, Alabama fans around the world displayed the Surrender Cobra

by Bourbon & Apple Cider Vinegar March 8, 2016

coder's block

A usually temporary psychological inability to begin or continue writing code / programming.

I just can't figure out how to approach this new programming project. Should I use PHP? Should I build it myself or look for some libraries I can use? I think I have coder's block.

I've been struggling with coder's block for the past few weeks, and after staring blankly all day at some really ugly code I wrote a while back that uses PHP, MySQL, and regex, it finally started clicking with me again and I was able to update it. I got it back now, baby!

by snowscape January 10, 2011

Cobra chicken

An alternative name for a Canada Goose coined by a Mexican labourer in 2018. The name is meant to capture the ferocious nature and frequent hissing observed among Canada Geese.

If you're trying to cut through the field by the pond, look out for attacking cobra chickens.

by Mink Slaughter June 17, 2018

Cobrashark

The Cobrashark is eclectic and thrives on being self- sufficient in all things aesthetically pleasing. Often masked without explanation, this individuals interests include sharks, the lost art of chivalry, and aerodynamics in facial hair. Cobrasharks are consistently elusive and often become an object of affection to those who enjoy a good balance of honey and venom. The enigmatic mystery that is the Cobrashark is endangered, but lives in the moment, relying on shark-a-tactics to preserve its own position in society.

"I'm leaving you, for Cobrashark."

by Cobrashark February 3, 2010