cob job

see scab together.

1. n. A method of building and/or installation of a particular item with utter disregard for manufacturer's instructions, resulting in the item's total failure.

2. v. To install or fabricate something with complete apathy to anyone's safety and industry standards of quality. (cob it, cobbing it)

1. Dude, that book shelf is totally coming down. Whatever asshole installed that total cob job should stop smoking the herb.

2. Ford just keeps cobbing in the rear brake drums on the Focus, resulting in the rear wheels falling off.

"If you are cobbing it and you know it, it's ok. It's when you don't know it that matters."
A qualified craftsman can cut corners and mildly cob together a quick fix, but when a homeowner cobs something, you'd better beware.
"Man, my dad cobbed the stairs together and my mom fell through, breaking her neck. "

cob job by technohermit September 7, 2006

Cob Job

1.Services performed by somebody so bad that it has to be redone.
2. To receive something from somebody else that doesn't feel good.
Cousin to the nigger rig

1.That kid down the block did a real cob job mowing my front lawn yesterday.
2.By the look on his face, I bet he got the cob job from his boss today.

Cob Job by Monkeyspank September 25, 2005

cob job

slang for a something that is put together poorly (see to cobble).

As soon as I find a screwdriver I'll repair the shelf properly, but for now this cob job will have to do.

cob job by jfb76 November 20, 2006

Cob Job

Similiar to a blowjob except the chick sucks on the dick sideways, making the dick hit the inner cheek.

This time Maria gave me a Cob Job not a blowjob, its was diverse.

Cob Job by Tyler B January 22, 2005

Cob Job

1. When a person, place or thing performs the action, usually under circumstances.
2. Something seasoned sexually.

Example 1.
Betty: Hey, do you want a cob job??
Dale: Heck yeah, I want a cob job!

Example 2.

Adam: Did you add salt to this?
Lisa: No, it's a cob job, you imbecile.

Cob Job by Brownie Boy May 6, 2014

Cob Job

A blowjob, but the giver uses spider/cobwebs to increase the pleasure of the penis wielder.

Bro 1: Hey did you hear that Jake got a cob job on Hallowe'en?
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff

Cob Job by eiirev August 19, 2019

corn-on-the-cob job

1) to engage in anal sex with another as the performer (not the recipient); or 2) to assault another person anally with an ear of corn.

We got drunk, and I would up giving Marilyn a corn-on-the-cob job.

corn-on-the-cob job by markiel January 18, 2003