Coastguarding

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The act of finding and enlarging the clitoris for heightened sexual pleasure.
Usually done using a flexible straw, the clitoris is located and by sucking on the straw the clitoris becomes enlarged increasing and intensifying the orgasm for a woman.

The term " Coastguarding " comes from the "search and rescue " of the clitoris.

My bitch got me coastguarding last night before I nailed her.

Coastguarding by phil279 September 26, 2011

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Coastguarding

When your lady refuses to shower after pull-out sex and your stray semen line her lovely shores the next day.

Alfy: dude that chick is smoking hot!

Ralphy: I wouldn’t go there. Billy hit that last night and said she’s coastguarding today.

Alfy: freal? I ain’t picky!

Coastguarding by Paradiseboyz November 1, 2021

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Coastguarding • Mormon coastguarding

Mormon coastguarding

(v) The act of rejecting a man who is trying to engage in Mormon docking with you.

I was trying to Mormon dock my Mormon girlfriend last night, but she kept Mormon coastguarding me. No port of call for me!

Mormon coastguarding by Brigham Young's barrel chest January 1, 2012

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Coast Guarding

Motor boating a female or females for an extended period of time. Usually after hours and with women who have large breasts.

Dude, I was Coast Guarding last night with those chicks from the party. I wish I had a life preserver...

Coast Guarding by EdwinNoses November 5, 2012

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Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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