Coalville 

A small town in Leicestershire, England, notable for it's high levels of retardation due to incest.

You don't want to go to Coalville, mate, They're a bunch of nasty, ignorant dipshits there.

Coalville by Spacedfanreturns October 16, 2007

coalville 

Town in North West Leicestershire inhabited by 'Coalvillans'.
Famous for mining when you were allowed to do that, now the home of every charity shop known to man and a pish poor market. The only Cinema (The Rex) was closed down over 20 years ago.
Inhabitants often wander around in a zombie like state wearing the traditional costume of saggy leggings and an oversized T-shirt with several days dinner noticable.
Avoid benefits day at the post office as this leads to an influx of visitors from the nearby Agar-Nook and Greenhill estates - not pleasent inbreds and drug dealers.

Ay Up Me Duck, I'm from Co'ville (Coalville).

coalville by Dlcfc April 15, 2008

Coalville 

A small town outside of the Salt Lake Valley populated primarily of narrow-eyed white people. Generations of inter breeding and religious dogmatism have lead to the distinctive narrow eyes and protruding noses that the residents of the area are known for. The locals generally enjoy clapping their hands in the street retardedly and repeating the phrase "that episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter was doggon hootin!"

Woman 1: why are all these people dancing and clapping in the street so retardedly?

Utah Tour Guide: Well mam, that's because we are in Coalville.

Coalville by Glen Beck II May 10, 2011

Coalville 

A small town in England full of amazing people and happy families ,no inbreds,nice schools and parents with jobs who work hard for their money ,beautiful women

I live in Coalville it’s so nice there

Coalville by The real tea 3018 April 9, 2019

Coalville 

A small town in Leicester known as being the most imbred town in the uk. The girls there are chavs and violent pieces of shit. It is run by crackheads and drug dealers and has a very high level of crime

I hate Coalville
I’d rather live in a bin then Coalville
Don’t walk alone in Coalville you’ll get stabbed or bummed

Coalville by Localchongerr September 23, 2023

At the rodeo in Coalville 

1. Having a pleasant evening with a guy named Matt on a date.
2. Anal sex

Tonight is definitely the night we go to the rodeo in Coalville!

Had a great night at the rodeo in Coalville.

At the rodeo in Coalville by JerryMcGuire August 13, 2022

At the rodeo in Coalville 

1. Going on an actual date in the city of Coalville to see a rodeo, maybe with a fella named Matt or something.
2. Anal sex

I’m a little sore from our night at the rodeo in Coalville.

At the rodeo in Coalville by JerryMcGuire August 13, 2022