Coaled 

The douchiest possible way to say you're hot, it's hot, etc. It is pronounced the same way as cold, and yet means the opposite: "as hot as hot coals," basically.

"It's so coaled out today!"

"But it's 100 degrees out today, dude."

"I know! It's like hot coals!"

"Oh..." (and then the coldest of stares)

Coaled by lljdude July 28, 2014

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings 

What people really are.

Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings by wichita December 2, 2007

coalesce 

to fuse together ; mix

the colors coalesced well

coalesce by Lauren May 13, 2005

Coleda 

The act of being a sloppy eater, usually involving spilling spicy food all over a collarless shirt or other clothing, but can be expanded to include all food. However, any spills onto tablecloth, floor, etc do not count, and fall into the "Almost" category.

"Will coleda'd himself at lunch today! A whole bowl of Tom Yum this time!"

"You almost coleda'd yourself on that one!"

Coleda by Buckstar October 18, 2007

Coiled 

Cringe-worthy or uncomfortable

Ew he kissed you, I'm coiled.

Coiled by Topmomo1 May 13, 2017

caledon 

a town about 45 minutes northwest of T.O.

yo where do u live?
caledon man!

caledon by boy11 February 14, 2009

cooled 

Roasts are for spring, summer, and fall. You DO NOT roast in winter. Roasted in winter is #cooled

When someone uses a bad caption that doesn’t make sense like “b12thday” or “ready for ski season” when it’s the end of December. B12thday isn’t a pun #cooled. It is end of December, ski season started a while ago #cooled

cooled by theogcooler April 23, 2018