The douchiest possible way to say you're hot, it's hot, etc. It is pronounced the same way as cold, and yet means the opposite: "as hot as hot coals," basically.
"It's so coaled out today!"
"But it's 100 degrees out today, dude."
"I know! It's like hot coals!"
"Oh..." (and then the coldest of stares)
"But it's 100 degrees out today, dude."
"I know! It's like hot coals!"
"Oh..." (and then the coldest of stares)
by lljdude July 28, 2014
Get the Coaled mug.Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox
by wichita December 2, 2007
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The act of being a sloppy eater, usually involving spilling spicy food all over a collarless shirt or other clothing, but can be expanded to include all food. However, any spills onto tablecloth, floor, etc do not count, and fall into the "Almost" category.
"Will coleda'd himself at lunch today! A whole bowl of Tom Yum this time!"
"You almost coleda'd yourself on that one!"
"You almost coleda'd yourself on that one!"
by Buckstar October 18, 2007
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by boy11 February 14, 2009
Get the caledon mug.When someone uses a bad caption that doesn’t make sense like “b12thday” or “ready for ski season” when it’s the end of December. B12thday isn’t a pun #cooled. It is end of December, ski season started a while ago #cooled
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