An area generally found outside a hotel that is utilised by car owners who are far to important/ignorant to hand their keys over to Concierge. Cars can be left here for hours whist their owners "complete check-in" or "pop across the road".

I'm just going to park my Lexus on your Porte Cochere whilst I check in. No I don't care about the 9 other cars I am blocking, my vehicle is far too complicated for you to drive.

Porte Cochere by Diamond member October 1, 2013

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A perfectly operational bus that is taken out on to a public road and for no reason, other than the driver sitting in the chair, it catastrophically breaks down. Normally needing towed away.

This bus has been totally conachered

conachered by Baldymonkey November 3, 2020

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