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Jones Soda co. 

the world's greatest soda company with unusual flavors like blue bubble bum, chocolate fudge, and turkey gravy.
jones soda co. is the best
Jones Soda co. by dusty August 7, 2004

dirty cojones 

when a man instead of the traditional anal sex, he simply inserts his balls in a womans anus.
I gave betty a little dirty cojones last night, and my balls had shit on them yet i refused to clean them off.
dirty cojones by Wayne Boucher January 6, 2009

Grandes Cojones 

Means, "Big balls," as in brave, courageous. On the verge of being stupidly reckless.
That cliff jumper has grandes cojones.
Grandes Cojones by TehPantz October 18, 2009
Male organs that work as a team, unless one or both come to a rather painful end.
"I'd like you to meet my friends. This is Jones, and over here is his partner, CoJones."
cojones by Wax Frog July 10, 2008

cojones virus 

A drunk Mexicans way of saying the Corona virus.
(drunk Mexican drinks off a bottle of whiskey): Me thinks I've got the cojones virus........(hickup)!
cojones virus by JoeyBomm May 14, 2020

Cojones Rancheros

Wrapping one's testicles in a soft corn tortilla while adding a dash of hot sauce after which thrusting it in another's mouth.
My girlfriend had a taste for Taco Bell last night but it was closed so I got out the tortillas and hot sauce and she ate my cojones rancheros.
Cojones Rancheros by Rancher69 July 19, 2010
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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