A pair of lovely, hairy balls dipped in only the finest Godiva chocolate which are then placed on a dipping mat to dry and to display the glorious Godiva logo.
Mayra is standing over the dipper, she must be getting ready to dip her cohats.
CMH = The most overly-dramatic, fucking ridiculous, preppy-teenage-hot-mess driven high school in Wisconsin. CMHaterz = the group of prissy rich kids who think that they're hot shit and run the school. These amateurs deserve no sympathy for what they are going to experience as soon as they graduate. They could not survive/ever develop friendships without their parent's precious money. All of you children who go there to show off your designer clothes, new cars, and fake tans, here's a reality check: NO ONE FUCKING CARES. get with the real world bitches. good luck surviving college where you're no longer 'on top' and people can tell you straight to your face that you're all screwed up. best part about that is: THEY ARE RIGHT. and you, you will all sadly wind up working as restaurant cashiers making minimum wage, or you will be hobos living off of trash cans. Sucks to suck, assholes.
Girl 1: omg, so like I need to go tanning so badly. I am so pale. and did you see Matt? he was wearing Lacoste. ew. Polo is so much better!
Girl 2: I like totes agree! lets go spend my daddy's money to boost our self confidence!
Bystander (with a real brain): hahahah those girls are such dumbasses. not to mention, they've faked baked so much that they've turned orange. What CMHaterz. Sucks to suck ladies.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.