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cohat
A pair of lovely, hairy balls dipped in only the finest Godiva chocolate which are then placed on a dipping mat to dry and to display the glorious Godiva logo.
cohat by Asian Invasion Lap November 11, 2006
CMHaterz
CMH = The most overly-dramatic, fucking ridiculous, preppy-teenage-hot-mess driven high school in Wisconsin. CMHaterz = the group of prissy rich kids who think that they're hot shit and run the school. These amateurs deserve no sympathy for what they are going to experience as soon as they graduate. They could not survive/ever develop friendships without their parent's precious money. All of you children who go there to show off your designer clothes, new cars, and fake tans, here's a reality check: NO ONE FUCKING CARES. get with the real world bitches. good luck surviving college where you're no longer 'on top' and people can tell you straight to your face that you're all screwed up. best part about that is: THEY ARE RIGHT. and you, you will all sadly wind up working as restaurant cashiers making minimum wage, or you will be hobos living off of trash cans. Sucks to suck, assholes.
Girl 1: omg, so like I need to go tanning so badly. I am so pale. and did you see Matt? he was wearing Lacoste. ew. Polo is so much better!
Girl 2: I like totes agree! lets go spend my daddy's money to boost our self confidence!
Bystander (with a real brain): hahahah those girls are such dumbasses. not to mention, they've faked baked so much that they've turned orange. What CMHaterz. Sucks to suck ladies.
Girl 2: I like totes agree! lets go spend my daddy's money to boost our self confidence!
Bystander (with a real brain): hahahah those girls are such dumbasses. not to mention, they've faked baked so much that they've turned orange. What CMHaterz. Sucks to suck ladies.
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