short for cannot make it, a favourite phrase used in Singapore to describe someone's inferior attributes , usually appearance.
by Marcus October 20, 2004

Acrynoym.
Several variations:
CMI = Cannot make it
CMI = Count Me In
CMI = Chronic Masturbatory Illness
Several variations:
CMI = Cannot make it
CMI = Count Me In
CMI = Chronic Masturbatory Illness
1. Alex: Sorry man, I want to go to the movies, but I CMI
2. Random Guy: Yeah, that'd be kickass! CMI!
3. A need to excessively masturbate. AKA, Wanko-holic.
2. Random Guy: Yeah, that'd be kickass! CMI!
3. A need to excessively masturbate. AKA, Wanko-holic.
by Damage535 January 11, 2009

by Muffin_ June 11, 2006

by Bubble-Butt Guppy© September 20, 2020

Cannot Make It. Used by Singaporeans usually in games.
E.g Warcraft III The Frozen Throne and Maple Story S.E.A
E.g Warcraft III The Frozen Throne and Maple Story S.E.A
Boy 1: He CMI liao lah, so noob and he still want go zak.
Boy 2: Yah lo ... He himself know he CMI still want like that.
Boy 2: Yah lo ... He himself know he CMI still want like that.
by Angora December 28, 2007

Computers, Math, and the Internet. A Full Sail lecture class that teaches you everything you already knew about computers, math, and the internet
Man, I gotta CMI lecture and lab starting at 0100 hours and its over motherboards! Damn this sux! I better start drinking some BAWLS}!
by FS-Berrik February 12, 2005

by NotZenHasArrived May 24, 2021
