cmi

Acrynoym.
Several variations:

CMI = Cannot make it
CMI = Count Me In
CMI = Chronic Masturbatory Illness
1. Alex: Sorry man, I want to go to the movies, but I CMI

2. Random Guy: Yeah, that'd be kickass! CMI!

3. A need to excessively masturbate. AKA, Wanko-holic.
by Damage535 February 06, 2008
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