Definitions by Damage535

cmi 

Acrynoym.
Several variations:

CMI = Cannot make it
CMI = Count Me In
CMI = Chronic Masturbatory Illness

1. Alex: Sorry man, I want to go to the movies, but I CMI

2. Random Guy: Yeah, that'd be kickass! CMI!

3. A need to excessively masturbate. AKA, Wanko-holic.

cmi by Damage535 January 11, 2009