cluv

Abbreviation of “Cunt Love” as used by millennials, lesbians or morons.

Bro: “Hey sis, what are you up to tonight?”
Sis: “I’m gonna go clubbing to pick up some cluv.

cluv by SaltyKnob December 7, 2018

Cluvle 

The act of adoringly cuddling someone. A loving cuddle

After watching the romantic movie, we cluvled on the couch.

Cluvle by LaserBehm January 14, 2010

cluvious 

A nonsense word used in the Fifth International Linguistics Olympiad. It is used only to confuse people or to make the speaker sound more intelligent, it's use outside of the Olympiad was invented by Ross Knudsen.

The salespeople were cluvious and not slatty.

cluvious by Ross Knudsen January 17, 2009

Cluver 

A fucking king

damn that twitter user is a total cluver

Cluver by Djampu April 7, 2021

cluver atreides syndrome 

When someone so desperately believes everyone hates them, and is constantly in a fit of denial over love for themselves, that they push their friends away. The worst kind of self-esteem.

Child: “This person literally took a bullet for me; but I still think that they hate me deep down.”

Mother: “Help doctor please, he is convinced the world is against him and believes he is hated by everyone.”

Doctor: “I’m sorry ma’am, but he has Cluver Atreides Syndrome. It is very hard to cure, nearly impossible!”

cluver atreides syndrome by Cluver June 2, 2021

cluvvy 

A funny YouTuber.

Markiplier is such a cluvvy!

cluvvy by Markiplier be like June 19, 2024