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Closeterphobia 

An acute fear of Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close; an acute fear of being stalked by Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close; an acute fear of being in a situation which you are near Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close;a phobia usually developed after watching Fatal Attraction one too many times (once is usually enough).
My friend Elise can't watch the show Damages because she has severe Closeterphobia.
Closeterphobia by brimism December 22, 2008
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Clusterphobia 

The fear of things that are in clusters. For example: holes or dots in clusters, certain insects gathered or on top of each other in a group, groupings of things
"Omg! Ew! I cannot look at that, it freaks me out! I have clusterphobia!"
Clusterphobia by TrinaBina December 19, 2008

closetphobia 

Scared to become a homosexual
Friend: hey wanna go to the pool
Me: No sorry I have closetphobia
Friend: what’s that?
Me: I’m scared of being homosexual

clusterphobia 

(n) The fear of going into any type of business meeting because it always turns into a total cluster-fuck.
Wes experienced severe clusterphobia whenever his work group called a meeting because every plan they came up with always turned into a pathetic cluster-fuck.
clusterphobia by Black@Heart December 13, 2009

cloisterphobia 

fear of church or priests
Man I used to be an altar boy but I never got the latin right,and I've had cloisterphobia ever since
cloisterphobia by worderamma December 13, 2009

Clusterphobia 

A usually correct fear that a plan or action will result in a huge mistake.

The feeling you get when you see things fall apart right before your very eyes.
As I listened to the proposal, I felt a growing case of clusterphobia raising the hairs at the back of my neck.
Clusterphobia by Chefspam December 14, 2013

clusterphobia 

To have a sense of cabin fever while living in a concentrated housing development often called cluster townhouses in South Africa. These cluster townhouses can be seen on the outskirts of major city centres where space is abundant and these units often promise "security" in return for living space.
Dude1: "Dude I can't do this anymore, this clusterphobia is killing me"

Dude2: "Best you get out into the country and enjoy the open space then"
clusterphobia by foill August 23, 2008