clund

a composition of the words "clown" and "lund" (lund being the punjabi word for pussy), hence meaning clown pussy. Used as an insult and a synonym for faggot.

ex. Brijesh was such a clund when he sucked my dick last night

clund by mynameisbarge January 27, 2013

Chundertwat 

A woman who's vagina is clouded in Chlamydia, Chancroid, Crabs, Herpes, Hepatitis B, Trichomoniasis, HIV and AIDS.

Here are some tips to help identify a Chundertwat:

Before you get your rock on, pucker up, try some sensual kissing up and down their inner thighs - This gives you just enough time to check out her Chundertwat. Not totally necessary, but I'm just saying they probably wouldn't not be into that either. Now get in there. Don't tiptoe around it— go in and find that clitoral infection. In case you're unsure of what that is, it's a shrine of all things sexually transmitted (kinda like a hairy pizza with all the toppings).

James: Mate I have a fucking dick which resembles a shrunk, black, dehydrated piece of corn beef!!

Alex: You should have checked her Chundertwat!!

James: Bit late now! Fuck those Chundertwats!!!

Chundertwat by CannabisKings March 28, 2019

Chunderstruck 

To drink alcohol in excess to the point of vomiting.

-To have been Chunderstruck.

Is also sometimes accompanied by air guitar and Angus Young impressions from all in the vicinity during said act, emphasising the AC/DC reference.

Dave: Oh man, did you see Michelle last night? She was chunderstruck after that triple Jager.

Chunderstruck by Spactacular December 22, 2010

Osprey Chunder 

Spinning around with your arms out raining fiery puke death from above. It is the highest kill streak awarded while on the lash.

18 pint streak you have been awarded the Osprey Chunder

Osprey Chunder by chuckpea12 June 14, 2013

Chunder World 

If you take too much drugs or drink a lot then you've been here. The end game for all those who lost in Psychedelic Selection. (they've been.......Chunderstruck!)
Things to do in the Chunder World include, throwing up on your mates lap in a field, star fishing the ground while naked and waking up 2 days later on a bench in some town you've never been too where the street signs look like someone smashed their face on a keyboard.

"Look at that scatty bastard passed out in his own puke"
"Leave him be, he is one with the Chunder World"

Chunder World by The Sesh Gremlinz August 26, 2018

Chunder Cannon 

When one is held horizontally above the ground and then 'loaded' with excessive amounts of alcohol before being 'fired' (rocked) backwards and forwards a number of times. If this process does not induce chundering, then the cannon must again be reloaded and the process continued until successful vomiting is induced.

guy 1, "load the cannon"
guy 2, "loading the cannon"
guy 1, "fire the cannon"
guys 3, 4, and 5..., "firing the cannon"

the chunder cannon is then performed by the suspended individual

Chunder Cannon by thebathchundercannon April 6, 2010

chunder city 

the place you go where you are sick. most likely induced by drinking

so i hear you had a few too many pints last night and took a trip to chunder city

chunder city by darsen January 7, 2008