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To get moded, told so bad that there's nothing you can say in your defense, be put in your place, or be embarassed like when you trip and someone sees you.
"Why'd I for real trip down the stairs the other day? I was SO clownt"
clownt by Cheezie October 13, 2004
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To disprove and/or embarrass by means of scientific proof or otherwise. Sometimes, but not always accompanied by "Witness!", or at least one or more people witnessing the clown.
"Naw Antoine, you was wit dat hoe all night!" "Aww clownt!" "That's a clown!" "Witness!"
Clownt by T-Bone February 11, 2004
Meaning when you just got seriously humiliated
You just got your ass clownt
Clownt by Tuck Turner December 29, 2021

Ghetto Clown 

An unsophisticated black man with absolutely no class whatsoever. A black man that will wear

sneakers and a twisted hat to a black tie event. They find it impossible to speak intelligently,

will always speak in ebonics and use past tenses, no matter the subject of conversation. You

can take the man out of the ghetto, but you can never take the ghetto out of the man.
Did you see Russell Simmons wearing the football jersey over his black tie and tuxedo? What a ghetto clown that guy is!
Ghetto Clown by Mikey Boyer October 27, 2013

Clown Sides 

The appearance of a vast amount of pubic hair protruding from beyond the bikini line, resembling the hairdo of Krusty the Klown from, "The Simpsons."
When Holly took off her pants, I assumed that 50 people would have jumped out of her panties based on those clown sides.
Clown Sides by UrbanBurban February 28, 2015

the Northampton clown 

A mysterious clown that has been giving residents in Princess Diana's home county of Northamptonshire the heebie-jeebies. Showing up at random places at random times in complete scary clown outfit, it is a mystery who, why, or where this clown comes from.

Is it the ghost of ClownDotPy?
I once saw the Northampton clown, that is what drove me to drinking!
the Northampton clown by clownsec December 6, 2013

Wood Clown 

A Carpenter.
See also;
moron
idiot
dumbass
retard
The wood clowns on our job site are pouring concrete today.
Wood Clown by Gary mckay June 16, 2016
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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