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To disprove and/or embarrass by means of scientific proof or otherwise. Sometimes, but not always accompanied by "Witness!", or at least one or more people witnessing the clown.
"Naw Antoine, you was wit dat hoe all night!" "Aww clownt!" "That's a clown!" "Witness!"
Clownt by T-Bone February 11, 2004
Meaning when you just got seriously humiliated
You just got your ass clownt
Clownt by Tuck Turner December 29, 2021

Ghetto Clown 

An unsophisticated black man with absolutely no class whatsoever. A black man that will wear

sneakers and a twisted hat to a black tie event. They find it impossible to speak intelligently,

will always speak in ebonics and use past tenses, no matter the subject of conversation. You

can take the man out of the ghetto, but you can never take the ghetto out of the man.
Did you see Russell Simmons wearing the football jersey over his black tie and tuxedo? What a ghetto clown that guy is!
Ghetto Clown by Mikey Boyer October 27, 2013

Clown Sides 

The appearance of a vast amount of pubic hair protruding from beyond the bikini line, resembling the hairdo of Krusty the Klown from, "The Simpsons."
When Holly took off her pants, I assumed that 50 people would have jumped out of her panties based on those clown sides.
Clown Sides by UrbanBurban February 28, 2015

the Northampton clown 

A mysterious clown that has been giving residents in Princess Diana's home county of Northamptonshire the heebie-jeebies. Showing up at random places at random times in complete scary clown outfit, it is a mystery who, why, or where this clown comes from.

Is it the ghost of ClownDotPy?
I once saw the Northampton clown, that is what drove me to drinking!
the Northampton clown by clownsec December 6, 2013

Wood Clown 

A Carpenter.
See also;
moron
idiot
dumbass
retard
The wood clowns on our job site are pouring concrete today.
Wood Clown by Gary mckay June 16, 2016