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clowntocracy 

A government ran by a group of idiots who have no idea about foreign policy, how to govern, or how to respect other human beings. The leader uses social media to enact policies like banning transexuals from the military or firing important members of his cabinet. The jobs in his cabinet turnover faster than jobs in the fast food industry.
I hope this clowntocracy doesn't last another four years because I don't think my blood pressure can take it.

Every once in awhile, it's good to have a clowntocracy so you can appreciate what a legitimate government looks like.
A clowntocracy doesn't comprise of one man; it takes a group of men lacking principles and morality to make it work.
clowntocracy by ShenandoahOK March 13, 2018

Clownocracy 

The UK is now a clownocracy
Clownocracy by FBWHY June 14, 2019
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Clownocracy 

Clownocracy is a benevolently absolutist philosophy, mixed with a technocracy, but the culture is clown-based and the absolutist is also nationalist and anti-reason.
"Praise the clown lord to join Clownocracy."

Clownocracy 

The state of a government wherein there is lunacy rampant, and nothing can be done to stop this except to wait until the current president or ruler in office leaves. It is a state of semi-anarchy where one idiot chooses to make decisions against the common thought of the country.
"The “clownocracy” of Bush and Rove is criminal and even evil in its attempts to steal past and future elections, according to Palast, and can only be stopped if 'Democrats…find their souls and find their balls.'"
Clownocracy by Morris Levy June 12, 2007

Clownocracy 

Philippines is a clownocracy
Clownocracy by kjgnajkwdbn gkjawwr October 27, 2022

contocracy

A proposed form of government based on continuation, where one person holds supreme authority permanently, even after death, and it never passes to a successor. After death, an AI version built from their life record governs in their place, but it can never change their religion or mission. From cont(inuation) + -ocracy. Not related to "control."
Unlike a monarchy, a contocracy has no heir. The contocrat just continues.
contocracy by contocratfan October 3, 2026
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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