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Clown School 

a) A place where someone goes in order to become a clown.

b) Management training.
"Bonzo went to clown school so that he could be the best clown he could be."

"Phil got promoted to management, so he's in clown school until friday."
Clown School by kitten78 April 23, 2010

clown school tryouts 

When coaching a little league baseball team, the team forgets everything they were taught in practice. Other team running around the bases while your team falls to pieces like clowns in a circus and parents going wild like a three ring circus.

Inspired by role model hero Billy Bob Thornton in classic film Bad News Bears.
Team. You guys look ridiculous out there last inning. This is baseball, not clown school tryouts. Now get you heads out of your asses and PLAY BALL.
clown school tryouts by Jbjr4vols August 13, 2024

Total Clown School 

1. When you should be taking something serious but everyone is completely out of control in a silly way.

2. Taking video games more serious than school work.

3. Choosing to play hallway dodgeball rather than study for a midterm or final.

3. Totally blowing off anything important in life just so you can have a good time.
Matt: You super glued his tooth brush holder and deoderant closed?

Sam: this is total clown school.
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Rob: Dude, lets play some Super Smash Bros.

Brian: Naw man, I have two papers and a test tomorrow...Fuck it, 99 lives. Lets Go.

Sam: This is total clown school.
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Evan: They moved 5 beds into one room and didn't get written up for it?

Sam: This is total clown school.
Total Clown School by Caribou Brown October 20, 2009

Crown point high school

A school where teachers don’t care what you do and kids sucks each other’s thumbs in the middle of class
thumb sucking at crown point high school

Crown Point High School

The high school for kids who live in Crown Point, Indiana, Winfield, Indiana, and the rest of Center Township, this school has a good mix of students. Not too ghetto like Merrillville High School] not too slutty like [Lake Central High School and not too redneck like Hanover Central High School or Lowell High School. The students are overall pretty smart and somewhat preppy. But, if you don't wear AE, Hollister & Express, or drive a new Mustang, you might not fit in. There are a lot of Euro douchebags that go here and the numbers are increasing every year. They can be found at Voltage Dance Club on weekends.
Dude, Crown Point High School is so legit. If you act right, it is pretty down to earth.

Crown Point High School

A school where a whole bunch of stoners live. The girls are pretty emo. The ones that aren't emo are total sluts. The guys are mixed. There those that love to fight and the ones who are weird. There is a genius who acts like a total dumbass but he created a super-intelligence that can do just about any thing.
Yea. Crown Point High School is stoner heaven.
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