clown race 

1. any race or competition that's more of a comedy than a real test of speed or endurance 2. Homo Sapiens

1. While watching the NASCAR vehicles making left turns all afternoon on TV as well as viewing the weekend freeway action through the window; I realized they were both clown races.
2. Taking into account natural resources, global politics and the lack of unity on planet earth; the inhabitants thereof should be known as the clown race.

clown race by jim christ February 2, 2009

Clown Racer 

Someone who’s spend $10,000 or more on a race car but consistently runs in the back.

Hey, did you see that Dan bought that new MB custom for $22,000 and ran dead last? What a clown racer.

Clown Racer by Ministocklegend June 13, 2020

Clown Racer 

Described as a fast walker who wears very extravagant clothing, such as that of a clown. Usually wearing vibrant colored shoes and lipstick. A kiss-up in all major classes, particularly chemistry. While walking in the halls, be sure to avoid her quick steps or you'll surely be run over.

Mary-Kate, the original Clown Racer.

Clown Racer by LPTV June 12, 2008

raced me like a clown 

Another driver driving all over you or having someone running all over your back bumper while racing stock cars. This act can cause you to get dumped like Kyle Busch in Homestead 2010.

Reporter: Why did you dump Kyle Busch?

Kevin: Oh he... He raced me like a clown all day. Driving all over me, running all over my back bumper, cut in front of me and I didn't lift.

raced me like a clown by Butt Hurt Kurt June 10, 2019

clownfaced 

When you are drunk to the point of acting like a clown, also when you are drunk your cheeks often turn red like a clown.

Bro, I was so clownfaced last night i couldn't tie my shoe.

clownfaced by Matt Rumley December 22, 2008

Clownface 

The act of eating out a female while she has her period.

After I went clownface my girlfriend wiped the blood off my face with a wet washcloth.

Clownface by Joey Sauce February 4, 2010

clownface 

The act of emitting male ejaculate on a female's face, and then delivering a quick punch to her nose, causing a nosebleed.

Yeah, I finally gave her a clownface last night. She hadn't consented, so she was rather upset with me. The good news, however, is that now I only need to pull off the Dirty Sanchez.

clownface by jniz March 2, 2008