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Cloupe: cum, blood & poop
I fucked this bitch a week ago and my dick still smells like cloupe!
cloupe by smash0852 August 18, 2014
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A person that could be annoying or not understand a common conception.
That person is a cloupe
Cloupe by Lee icoda June 27, 2026
Related Words
cloupe clopen clopper clouded clope clopening coupe Clopped Clouder clouse

skrrt pull up in the coupe beep beep 

girl i got your loving on repeat and i bet you never had it like this real good loving light up your wrist. last call are you coming with me. i got some things you want to see, tell all you’re friends that you’re busy they know
they know that we got the chemistry.
love how your body feels on me.
when we get back, let me get that.
skrrt pull up in the coupe beep beep
use it in a sentence: “look! skrrt pull up in the coupe beep beep”, exclaimed mark, with his non-existent drivers license.
alternative/synonym: vroom, riding in my van, honk honk

Clopening 

Clopening is what one does when an erratic work schedule requires that one works until closing time on a given day, and then that they open on the next day. Variations include "Clopen," "Clopener," etc.
Andy: "Man, babe. I really hate my work schedule. They have me closing tonight, and then I open tomorrow. I'll never get any sleep."

Brenz: "Yup, they have you working a Clopening shift!"
Clopening by MadFocus November 27, 2012
The name of a fictitious community website that hosts videos. Mentioned in Marc Maron's 2017 stand-up show "Marc Maron: Too Real. Clomper.com hosts 40 episodes of "Turd Journey", "Savage Dicks" and a "Turd Journey" - "Savage Dicks" crossover. There is also Clomper Docs that has documentaries like "One out of nine" about a guy's cat dying. "It's not what it sounds like, it's about more than that."
Have you seen that new show on clomper.com?
Clomper by DamnMonkeys April 19, 2018
You'll never find a girl like clouie. You can try but I highly doubt that you will. She's a girl that's so willing to put your happiness before her own. She's a girl who's beautiful both inside, and out. She has the perfect smile, the perfect body, perfect hair, beautiful eyes, and most importantly, she has the perfect personality. There's just so much that i personally find perfect about her. I admit, She has her flaws. But you'll learn to love those flaws. She is not good at expressing her thoughts and feelings by mouth but she can surely show her all those through actions. She's the type of girl to show you affection, and make you feel loved. She always try to look on the good side. She can be a dry texter, but in the end you'll still love that you got to talk to her. She can be playful and you'll find that adorable about her. And when she love, she tends to forget to take care of herself because she is so committed. There are so much things you'll love about clouie. Get yourself a clouie if you don't have one.
Clouie is loving.
clouie by Toyo123 June 7, 2021

space coupe 

A fat whip usually dark in color ie black or gray that's also a 2 seater.

Jimmy: "hey drake wyd tonite"
Drake: "idk but imma pull up in the spacecoupe"
space coupe by Kjauc23 February 13, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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