clouch

Verb, to collapse on one's couch. Combination of the words 'collapse' and 'couch'.

"I'm so tired, I'm going to go home and clouch."

by Mad Max 90 October 20, 2011

Clouching

Slumping while sitting on the couch. Usually used to describe the actions of lazy people who watch TV all day long.

Stop clouching and clean house!

by sparklythingsthatshine February 22, 2011

Clouch

The act of a squat while T-posing with OK hands~!

Me: I AM CLOUCHING TO ASSERT DOMINANCE
Friend: *Stares in confuse* *DOSE CLOUCH*
Both: WE ASSERT DOMINANCE TOGETHER!

by Noah-Apollo July 30, 2019

Clouch

A Lazy couch.

man your clouch is uncomfortable

by Evil Chicken September 25, 2010

Clouche Bag

Nothing; Non-existent

The night is like a great clouche bag.

by The rain maker with a side of July 22, 2009

clouching

slouching on the couch

my back hurts.. must’ve been clouching too much

by Lord of Battle February 23, 2024

Clouch

An especially cool and stylish couch.

Dude you have a total clouch in your apartment.

by ilikepoptart August 7, 2025