clouch

Verb, to collapse on one's couch. Combination of the words 'collapse' and 'couch'.

"I'm so tired, I'm going to go home and clouch."

by Mad Max 90 October 20, 2011

Clouch

The act of a squat while T-posing with OK hands~!

Me: I AM CLOUCHING TO ASSERT DOMINANCE
Friend: *Stares in confuse* *DOSE CLOUCH*
Both: WE ASSERT DOMINANCE TOGETHER!

by Noah-Apollo July 30, 2019

Clouch

A Lazy couch.

man your clouch is uncomfortable

by Evil Chicken September 25, 2010

Clouch

Squat till you hit five foot, T-pose with the OK hand.

Me: "I JUST CLOUCHED TO ASSERT DOMINANCE"

Friend: *Stares in confuse* *DOSE CLOUCH*
Both: YASSSSS

by Noah-Apollo July 30, 2019

Clouch

An especially cool and stylish couch.

Dude you have a total clouch in your apartment.

by ilikepoptart August 7, 2025

Clouch

a couch that is used as a closet

related to @clar

Every time Gina comes over, she using the clouch in my for her clothes.

by DJMarcusA August 29, 2025

Joe Couch

To buy drinks for one or more people then leaving and sticking them with the tab.

Tom ordered a shot for the group and then Joe Couched them with the tab.

by Kiethsmom May 9, 2014