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clottage cheese 

it is the white clots that form when a woman has a bad yeast infection. males usually only notice this after they have just had intercouse and discover an itch so bad they are about to scratch the skin off. fellas this is not only a definition but a warning to check it out first for clottage chesse. LoL
ahh man she gave me the itchies again with her clottage chesse.
clottage cheese by who dat January 8, 2005
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Clottage cheese 

When a woman has discharge from a yeast infection at the same time as she is menstruating... resulting in blood tinged discharge similar to the consistency of cottage cheese
Charlie was offended by the scent of my clottage cheese. So I went to the gynecologist and got medicine for my yeast infection.

Cottage cheese chuggers 

Unsightly breasts on an ugly person
The cottage cheese chuggers were so repulsive on that swamp donkey that I would rather be breast fed by my own grandmother

cottage cheese 

Visible and pronounced cellulite
She shouldn't be wearing spandex with cottage cheese like that.
cottage cheese by Alicatt October 25, 2002

cottage cheese lover 

Any person who loves to see the cellulite on a full figured woman, it is soo sexy.
My girlfriends thighs and buttocks have so much cellulite on them, it has turned me into a total cottage cheese lover.

Cottage Cheese Ass

A person with an ass so cellulite ridden, that the ripples of fat resemble curds of Cottage cheese. An extremely flabby ass.
I thought Sarah had a banging booty, but when I finally got her naked, I realized that she had a Cottage Cheese Ass.
Cottage Cheese Ass by Dr Debacle January 2, 2007

cottage cheese thighs 

When a female has thighs that resemble cottage cheese. Sometimes you can tell when overweight women wear spandex.
cottage cheese thighs by dankenstein February 11, 2005