clostril 

Clogged nostril

I can't breathe out of my nose right, now, this clostril is killing me!

clostril by benadrylqueen October 3, 2011

Clostridium botulinum 

A deadly bacterium. Has the ability to form endospores when exposed to harsh environments. A telltale sign of these little buggers are bulged bottoms of canned goods. The toxin it produces can cause death within a day.

Person 1: Dude, wanna eat some Spam? I'll open a can for you.

Person 2: Hey bro, don't open that. The bottom's bulged.

Person 2: So? What does that mean?

Person 1: Bro, that thing's infested with Clostridium botulinum.

*throws Spam in trash bin*

Clostridium botulinum by Power User 9000 May 31, 2010

Costrils 

Infesibley large nares; often stretched through brain picking activity.
Common in the costa variety; particulary fine examples shown in those displaying other Greek features such as the 'mono-brow'.
Particular party tricks include 'how many corks can I fit up my nose'?

"Oi Bruv, have you seen the Costrils on that geezer"?
"yeh I reckon Ron Jeremy's given him a good seeing to"!

Costrils by Queenturnip June 19, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022