closet girl

a polite term meaning that a girl is highly sexually active and just doesn't let others know about it.

"Hey Eli, your ex-girlfriend is totally a in-the-closet-it-girl huh!"

also see: closet slut closet whore

by Sama August 12, 2005

Closet Freak Girl

one who is a caffene addict
one whos love for the music of the 80's knows no bounds




sexy bitch.

"look at that ass! That one is a closet freak girl"

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

closet freak girl

Lover of the limp pen0s.

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

closet freak girl

pocket sized bundle of fun. Has an inexplicable urge to defend stinking communists

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

closet freak girl

sacred protector of teh weaky wang.

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

Closet Girlfriend

The girl at work that everyone rumors you with. The girl you are with when your wife thinks you are somewhere else doing work. The girl you spend what little free time you have with. The Hershey Pie from Burger King puts her in the best mood just cause it's so good!

John and his closet girlfriend had fun at the bar playing music on the jukebox while sipping an alcoholic beverage.

by Tabithaz February 15, 2010

Girl-bossed a little too close to the sun

Similar to the term, flew too close to the sun, defining reckless behavior with a sudden realization of consequences, except make it girly.

I fear I may have girl-bossed a little too close to the sun.

by edsheerans_lazyeye October 1, 2021