Pen0s 

Usually referring to your internet, or e-penis.

Wow since i've purchased this Radeon 9800 Pro video card my e-penis is off the charts!

OMGHI2U
OMGHI2U2, would u like to see my pen0s?

OMG E-Pen0s Huge++!!!1

Pen0s by Anarchy_Creator September 26, 2003

Pen0s 

Net lingo (or l33t sp34k) for the word PENIS

wanna see my pen0s? w00t!!!11one

Pen0s by Ricky Roma November 11, 2005

pen0s 

an object, a word that you use when you cant remember what to say.

i hate that stupid.... pen0s

pen0s by thatREALLYoldGOATse'R May 21, 2003

pen0s face admin 

A(n) individual(s) who runs a web server who tends to draw alot of attention to themself thus provoking their peers to mock and redicule him/her.

e.g. I am so tired of that pen0s face admin banning my friends.

pen0s face admin by John Kimble September 10, 2003

Guacamole nigga penis 

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga penis by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Pilgrim Penis 

An uncircumcised penis.

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

puff penis by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017