close your eyes and think of England

An expression used in the United Kingdom referring to unwanted sexual intercourse. Usually from ones spouse.

Brenda: I hate having sex with George
Lucy: Just close your eyes and think of England

close your eyes and think of England by Alia Joanne July 13, 2007

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