Like fap fap, except when it's done by bronies (adult male fans of the kids show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic") while watching My Little Pony porn.
The single biggest gathering in the world of People with a love of My Little Pony porn and My Little Pony porn accessories to come together and discuss things like Futa, Inflation, Human X Pony etc. As a related topic.
Two days after returning from Clop-Con Jerry noticed his sexy Twilight Sparkle pin up posters were missing.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.