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clop clop clop

The sound made when a pony masturbates.
"Last night I heard a strange sound coming from the other room."
"What did it sound like."
"Clop clop clop."
clop clop clop by Zaeglamesh April 26, 2014
Words you can keep
Like fap fap, except when it's done by bronies (adult male fans of the kids show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic") while watching My Little Pony porn.
Brony 1: Hey dude, what took you so long?

Brony 2: Oh, um, well I saw some pretty hot Fluttershy drawings online, so, you know, clop clop. ;D

Brony 1: D:
Clop clop by FatKidOnline November 4, 2012

Clop clop shoes 

Shoes that when walked in make a sound similar to "clop clop". These shoes generally have a large heel and are mainly worn by females.
I'm going shopping for some clop clop shoes today.

Louise has a really nice pair of clop clop shoes.
Clop clop shoes by Louise. G January 2, 2009
To masturbate. Often used by bronies.
Brony 1: Dude, I just caught George clopping to Fluttershy!
Brony 2: Fluttershy?! Man, that's just wrong!
clop by DrWhoof June 8, 2011

Clop-Con 

The single biggest gathering in the world of People with a love of My Little Pony porn and My Little Pony porn accessories to come together and discuss things like Futa, Inflation, Human X Pony etc. As a related topic.
Two days after returning from Clop-Con Jerry noticed his sexy Twilight Sparkle pin up posters were missing.

Jerry: "Dad where are my Clop-Con posters?"

His Dad : "In the trash god damn it!"
Clop-Con by Smith McCool January 28, 2017
MLP Ponies Having Sex, or Masturbating. Most used by MLP Fans, Bronies.
1: "I caught Joe watching Clop!" "Ew, What a [Brony}."
2: "I caught Joe Clopping TO it!" "To be honest, I would Clop to it as well." "Ew, Why tho?"
Clop by HEAAEH September 14, 2018

Clop-Block

A hybrid of Cock-Block and Clopping within the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fandom.
Sam: OMG Spike, GTFO. Stop being such a Flarity Clop-Block!

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Al: Rainbow Dash is such a Clop-Block to all other ships. That playa.
Clop-Block by rewy400 November 24, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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