Clop-Block

A hybrid of Cock-Block and Clopping within the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fandom.

Sam: OMG Spike, GTFO. Stop being such a Flarity Clop-Block!

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Al: Rainbow Dash is such a Clop-Block to all other ships. That playa.

Clop-Block by rewy400 November 24, 2011

Cropblocked 

When your are in a picture with a hot girl, only to find out she or someone else has cropped you out of it; most of the time to make it a more appealing facebook default. Usually a limb or portion of your face still remains in the photo, letting everyone know you weren't important enough to be kept in it

I was totally cropblocked out of kelli's facebook default, fml

Cropblocked by Joey Jerz January 19, 2011

Copblock 

The act of a police officer, arriving at an incident, parking in a manner that prevents vehicles from entering or leaving parking spots.

Example 1:

(Setting: Apartment complex in a rough part of town.)

Boyfriend: Hey honey, it's about time for our zoo date you've been eagerly anticipating for months now. We'd better get a move on it.

Girlfriend: Good thinking, sweetie.

(couple exits apartment)

Girlfriend: Oh, honey, look at all the pretty lights! The ghetto bird is up again and the police are approaching our neighbor's door behind a bunker shield. Are they carrying a shotgun?

Boyfriend: Ugh. Worse yet, they've inconsiderately parked behind my vehicle and copblocked us in! And it's probably not a good time to ask them to move their patrol cars. Guess it'll be another Netflix night.

Example 2:

Dispatcher: We have a Priority One hot call at the hospital. A buck naked, homicidal man is throwing stones at a doctor in the northeast lot.

Rookie: Copy. Going Code 3.

Oldtimer: Hey Partner, I see the guy! Stop the car!

(Rookie begins pulling into a parking spot in the northeast lot.)

Oldtimer: WTF. Where's your tactical driving skills?!

Rookie: I didn't want to inconvenience patrons who may need to leave.

Oldtimer: You've got a lot to learn, Rookie. We're Da Police. It's okay to copblock!

Copblock by Copper101 March 27, 2011

Copblock 

when your at a party and your about to get some booty but cops come and break up the party resulting everybody running and not getting any action.

rob: what happened with you and janet last night?

sean: i got fucking copblocked!!

rob: what?

sean: i had the condom in my pocket and we were just starting to make out and the cops came and broke up the party!!!!

rob: haha wow that sucks...i got booty though.

Copblock by miguel fernando October 15, 2008

Copblocking

The act of impeding or preventing a police officer from doing his or her job. Common examples include flashing headlights to alert other drivers that a cop is waiting up ahead, asking a cop inane questions while they are in the process of giving someone else a ticket, or wasting an officer's time in any way, shape, or form possible.

May also refer to the game of Copblocking, where players "rat out" a cop's speed trap to would be speeders, preventing the cop from giving any tickets.

So I totally slowed down right before we made the turn and missed that ticket -- fucking copblocked that mother fucker!

Yesterday Jon and I went copblocking for a couple of hours. Shut down this one po-po for a good thirty minutes, bitch didn't write a single ticket.

Copblocking by DPSkitty March 19, 2010

copblockin 

To stop 2 people from talkin or flirtin

I was walkin wit my gurl and the nigga tried to act like he need to ask her a favor.That is one copblockin nigga!

copblockin by Br0nx January 21, 2008

copblocking

blocking another person from trying to holla at someone

man chill with all dat son, you be copblocking like sh!t

copblocking by misz_capricorn November 10, 2007