clockgate 

A situation whereby someone makes fun of another person’s choice in home decorating for choosing to put up an oversized, basic bitch wall clock.

Omg. Did you hear? Sue pulled a clockgate by telling Karolina her clock is ugly.

clockgate by Weasel 77 November 7, 2020

cocknate

A dumbass or really stupid person, originated from spencer sheets

Spencer drives like a damn cocknate

cocknate by A squared April 20, 2015

clocktease 

When surfing the channels, you click on a show that starts in a couple minutes. But the schedule has already switched to the next half hours programming, leaving you with the info for the future show.

Guy 1: Hey look! Wizards of Waverly Place and Selena Gomez's statutory hot ass!
Guy 2: Dude, Suite Life of Zack and Cody is still on for 3 fucking minutes...what a clocktease. The info says they are blowing each other for 25 minutes.

clocktease by marc courtmanch March 12, 2009

Cockeater 

One who's diet is based primarily on cock

James is such a Cockeater!

Cockeater by matt April 5, 2004

Clockage 

(Noun)- The action that precedes the distribution of Fantasy Jizz (Note L.J. Register's definition of "Fantasy Jizz" for more details). More specifically, actions that take place in an NFL game that arouse the Fantasy Gods. It should be noted that plays that do not score touchdowns or require exceptional levels of athleticism are not considered clockage. Additionally, clockage is not when a Quarterback spikes the football to stop the game clock. The correct term for that action would be "clocked", which holds a different meaning entirely. Clockage is a sacred act that implies one imposing their will against their opponent, without consent. If clockage reaches maximum success, Fantasy Jizz erupts from the Athlete conducting the clockage onto their respective Fantasy Owner.

I'm getting so much clockage from Lamar Jackson this week that I'm covered in Fantasy Jizz!
Mike Evans had 8 catches for 190 yards and 3 touchdowns, so much clockage! I'm going to grab the dildo and clock my opponent on the top of his head until he yields.

Clockage by Jwat11 December 20, 2019

cockateil

A sweet little bird in the shape of a tater tot.

Is that an angel nope just a cockateil

cockateil by Kirbee Da Cockateil December 22, 2017

Clockface 

A woman who sleeps with guys "around the clock", (usually referring to married women).

"Oh man she's such a clockface"

Clockface by Mrs. teapot (not a clockface) January 4, 2019