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clock and cock

Inspired by the show Big Little Lies, "Clock and Cock" is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.
Example 1:

Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock

Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!

Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!
by Black Cocksmith June 16, 2017
mugGet the clock and cockmug.

9' O clock Cock

Morning wood or a penis that is 9 inches when erect.
However, if you give someone the 9' o clock cock, you have sex with them in the morning
Roomate 1: "Hey there, you don't seem yourself, what's up?"
Roomate 2: "My dick.I have the 9' O clock cock."
by Sweptimus March 14, 2015
mugGet the 9' O clock Cockmug.

off the clock on the cock

a phrase to usually a co-worker meaning what you do on your own time is your business
What mark and john do is their business, i mean off the clock on the cock, what ever man.......
by masterdopey October 9, 2009
mugGet the off the clock on the cockmug.

Clock Out With My Cock Out

To "call it a day" at work so you can go party.
EMPLOYEE #1: Hey, dude, you coming to happy hour?
EMPLOYEE #2: Hells yeah! It's time to clock out with my cock out!
by StupidExpressions.com October 1, 2009
mugGet the Clock Out With My Cock Outmug.

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