Inspired by the show Big Little Lies, "Clock and Cock" is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.
Example 1:
Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock
Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!
Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!
Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock
Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!
Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!
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Carl - Miss Frizz, can I please start my cock and ball torture routine?
Miss Frizz - Sorry Carl, I don't allow cock and ball torture in my classroom.
Carl - Oh geez Miss Frizz.. I don't think I can wait until lunch time
Miss Frizz - Well, you're going to have to Carl. Now be quiet and pay attention.
Carl - Fuck you Miss Frizz i'm going to start anyways. *Carl starts his Cock and Ball Torture despite what Miss Frizz says.* Carl then brutally starts to slam his pencil box onto his nutsack making his balls turn purple and blue.
Miss Frizz - Sorry Carl, I don't allow cock and ball torture in my classroom.
Carl - Oh geez Miss Frizz.. I don't think I can wait until lunch time
Miss Frizz - Well, you're going to have to Carl. Now be quiet and pay attention.
Carl - Fuck you Miss Frizz i'm going to start anyways. *Carl starts his Cock and Ball Torture despite what Miss Frizz says.* Carl then brutally starts to slam his pencil box onto his nutsack making his balls turn purple and blue.
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