clock and cock 

Inspired by the show Big Little Lies, "Clock and Cock" is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.

Example 1:

Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock

Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!

Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!

clock and cock by Black Cocksmith June 16, 2017

Cake and Cock and We're Fresh out of Cake 

What do you say when your girl asks "What's for Dinner"?
When really all you want is a blow job.

* Wife calls Husband and says "Honey, whats for dinner?"

* Man replies "Cake and Cock and we're Fresh out of Cake"

Cake and Cock and We're Fresh out of Cake by Ron Damint March 21, 2013

Cock and Cock Torture 

Like cock and ball torture but between two guys. The opportunities are endless! sledgehammers, semi trucks, teeth, or just your good ol' hands will do! My personal favorite is doing a version of a purple nurple with the tip...

Person 1: Dave and I are going to try out some cock and cock torture tonight. Everyone's doing it!
Person 2: What the fuck did i just walk into...

Cock and Cock Torture by SpencerSpencer008 May 25, 2021

Cock and Ball Torture 

Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.

My doctor performed cock and ball torture on me to test my genital resilience.

Cock and Ball Torture by Thicc Pricc Dicc May 21, 2019

Cock and Ball Torture 

Cock and Ball Torture, AKA CBT, is a act of someone punishing their cock and balls by hitting it, beating it, and in general punishing it.

Carl - Miss Frizz, can I please start my cock and ball torture routine?
Miss Frizz - Sorry Carl, I don't allow cock and ball torture in my classroom.
Carl - Oh geez Miss Frizz.. I don't think I can wait until lunch time
Miss Frizz - Well, you're going to have to Carl. Now be quiet and pay attention.
Carl - Fuck you Miss Frizz i'm going to start anyways. *Carl starts his Cock and Ball Torture despite what Miss Frizz says.* Carl then brutally starts to slam his pencil box onto his nutsack making his balls turn purple and blue.

Cock and Ball Torture by Jimmy N. Nuetron June 9, 2019

Cock And Ball Torture inator 

The Cock And Ball Torture Inator was an invention created by Heinz Doofenshmirtz and was used on his arch nemesis Perry The Platypus

Ah yes Perry The Platypus it’s time to unveil my cock And Ball Torture inator!

Cock And Ball Torture inator by lilsavage81401 September 2, 2019

Cock and Ball Torture 

The act of throwing one of those massive rubber yoga balls at a chicken until it fucking dies.

"Hey Jim, I'm gonna go preform some Cock and Ball Torture."
"Aw hell yea we're eating good tonight!"

Cock and Ball Torture by Coolest Fella Around September 19, 2019