Inspired by the show Big Little Lies, "Clock and Cock" is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.
Example 1:
Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock
Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!
Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!
Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock
Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!
Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!
by Black Cocksmith June 17, 2017
Morning wood or a penis that is 9 inches when erect.
However, if you give someone the 9' o clock cock, you have sex with them in the morning
However, if you give someone the 9' o clock cock, you have sex with them in the morning
Roomate 1: "Hey there, you don't seem yourself, what's up?"
Roomate 2: "My dick.I have the 9' O clock cock."
Roomate 2: "My dick.I have the 9' O clock cock."
by Sweptimus March 15, 2015
by masterdopey October 9, 2009
EMPLOYEE #1: Hey, dude, you coming to happy hour?
EMPLOYEE #2: Hells yeah! It's time to clock out with my cock out!
EMPLOYEE #2: Hells yeah! It's time to clock out with my cock out!
by StupidExpressions.com October 1, 2009