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clixer

a gathering such as a "company mixer" where no one mixes, instead they just socialize within their clique.
Co-worker: "Hey are you going to the company mixer Friday?"

Me: "What's the point of calling it a 'mixer,' every just hangs out with their clique, there is no mixing. HR needs to just call it what it is, a 'clixer'"
by dontgetcocky May 21, 2015
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cinema clitera

An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:

1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.

2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.

3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."
by Maeve Bitchy May 27, 2008
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Cliterference

When someone gets in the way of you flirting, making out, or having sex with a girl you're interested in. Essentially, the sapphic or wlw version of cock blocking.
We can't bring Ashton on our date he's Cliterference in human form
by Sweetmothersappho May 10, 2019
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cliterate

One who possesses advanced knowledge of and vast experience with the female genitalia. One who excels at the gift of oral pleasure.
I should have broken up with him months ago, but he is so cliterate!
by missemily9 October 28, 2009
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cliterate

To be knowledgable about the clitoris.
She is so cliterate, she knows exactly where to go!
by Joey Whitter April 20, 2006
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Cliterference

Another word for Beaver Dam
Female version of cock block

Standing in the way of a girl who wants to hook up with another person.
I'll run deep and you run cliterference on the ugly ones.
by TheGreatMonk August 6, 2012
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cliter dink

a very large clitoris, many believe it to be a very small penis crossed with a large clitoris that protudes outwards from the vaginal lips
I was surprised Henrietta had a cliter dink.
by Kitter October 27, 2007
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