1. The act of bringing a elderly woman (usually over 80) to orgasmic climax.
2. Bringing a dead clit back to life.
A man who specializes in the art of arousing older women is a "Clitomancer".
2. Bringing a dead clit back to life.
A man who specializes in the art of arousing older women is a "Clitomancer".
Clitomancy often occurs at bingo night.
Q: That guy is under 40, what’s he doing at the retirement home bingo night?
A: That Clitomancer has been coming to bingo for 3 years and leaves with a different woman every night.
Q: That guy is under 40, what’s he doing at the retirement home bingo night?
A: That Clitomancer has been coming to bingo for 3 years and leaves with a different woman every night.
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Cartomancy is a form of divination done by reading the signs and symbols on a set of cards. Forms of cartomancy appeared soon after playing cards were first introduced into Europe in the 14th century and can be linked to being present in the Middle East. Practitioners of cartomancy are generally known as cartomancers, card readers, or simply readers.Cartomancy is done using various layouts or spreads. By using various spreads, one can give a detailed reading. Each of the cards has a meaning, and when you lay them out in a certain way the interpretations deepen. The truth is there is a myriad of spreads and thousands of possible readings. These nuances require a good interpreter of the basic meanings of each card, as well as an understanding of what they mean together in certain locations. Many people compare cartomancy to tarot but there is a difference. While they can be read similarly, tarot decks and regular card decks are pretty different. The tarot deck has 78 cards (as opposed to a standard deck's 52) and contains different suits from your hearts, diamonds, clubs, and spades.
Person 1: What the hell is she doing with those playing cards? Is it some new game?
Person 2: Nah man, it's cartomancy.
Person 2: Nah man, it's cartomancy.
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Le phénomène de la clitomanie et/ou clitomania se traduit par un goût accru pour la connaissance du plaisir féminin et son développement et que l'on peut retrouver dans l'exposition de l'artiste new-yorkaise qui dejà 100 lois naturelles et verités sur le clitoris défiant les préjugés
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I fear John is now a fully fledged clitomaniac as he simply cant stop masturbating over clitporn......
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